I'm going to tell tale of how an innocent family outing ended in thievery and deception...
Last year Chris and I went out for dinner with brothers, sisters and significant others. We were the only table seated outside the restaurant huddled by the blazing chiminea, amongst a multitude of tchotchkes, and drinking multiple pitchers of Margaritas despite the March chill. After much discussion about the amount of garden accessories that surrounded us, somehow, we ended up taking a giant wooden rooster that was seated near us. (I know, I know). That night there were heated arguments about who would get to keep the pilfered item. Since we were at Jeff and Kelly's apartment they proudly displayed it on their mantle. I don't really remember who stole it first, but since then it's been a sort of a "game" to steal it from each others homes.
The only rules are...
- He needs to be openly displayed and attainable
- If you are caught red handed you have to put him back.
Stormy wanted to check out the coop this morning. |
Keep those hens in line, Stormegeddon! |
Oh you saucy knave!! That's why you booked it out of our house.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy him while you can, retribution will be swift and sure!
We expect nothing less, we shall be prepared!
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